Jugglin' Instructions

Spock. Help Me Spock *.

Here's what you need to do: Ignore most of the controls.
Instead, JUST use these 3 keys: S F and K (So Freaking Kool).
If you create a mess of balls, simply press Q to Clear them all.


Step 1:	One Ball in a Circle
	Q to Clear. Create a ball in the left hand with S. Immediatly low throw that ball to the right hand using F. After it arrives, press K to high throw it back to the left hand. Try it out Bozo!!!

Step 2:	Two Balls in a Circle
	Q to Clear. Do Step 1 again. After you've pressed K and the ball is returning to your left hand, press S followed by F to create and low throw a new ball to your right hand. After it arrives, press K to high throw it back to your left hand. At this point the original ball is sitting in your left hand. F it to the right hand. K it back to the left. It's S F K all over again!!! Give it a shot Chump!!!

Step 3:	Twenty-One Balls in a Circle
	Q to Clear. Do Step 2 again. Anytime you are waiting for a ball to return to your left hand, press S followed immediatly by F to create and low throw a new ball to your right hand. As soon as balls arrive in your right hand, K them back to your left hand. Basically, always look for a "space" between the balls where you can create another ball. When that "space" gets to your left hand, create and low throw S then F a new ball. Keep doing this until no spaces are left. Currently, it's possible to fit 21 balls into a circle with this method. It's so simple, this child could do it. DO IT YOU IDIOT!!!

Congratulations, you are now a sub-par Juggler!!!
You've also hopefully begun to realize that juggling 1 ball is the same as juggling 21 balls. That's right Spanks, this entire time you've only been doing 1 trick. Let how much you still suck sink in for a minute. Then, when you are ready, take your game to the next level.

In the meantime, bow down and worship the holy trinity S F K without whom you are nothing.
S F K... you give and give, and ask nothing in return. I think I... I think I... I know I... love you.
Q, all my forbidden desire is yours.